Saturday, November 15, 2014

Mormon Changes

Anyone who knows anything about the Mormons knows that they change their history a lot, including over 4,000 changes made to the Book of Mormon!  The Doctrine and Covenants have also been changed as has the official "History of the Church.''

Whenever these changes are shown to Mormons, they come out with a boatload of excuses and denials.  Which is why I found this joke posted by John Merilatt on Facebook to be such a great parody.


How many Mormons does it take to change a light bulb?

At least six: One to change the light bulb; one to deny that there was any change made; one to say that we shouldn’t focus on the change – only the need for light; one to say we don’t teach that the light bulb needed changing in the first place; one to say that the changer was acting for himself and not as an official changer; and one to say “who cares who changed the bulb, don’t you feel the burning of the light?"

1 comment:

jlpattison said...

As with all good jokes, if it weren't true, it wouldn't be funny. Thanks for sharing.